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  • Question: Why does Chris Evans always grab his left boob when he laughs? - Anonymous
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    officialchelso:

    Hello, anon, and thank you for the question.

    This topic has been studied by researchers for years. There are three prevailing theories that I will relay to you now.

    1. It keeps him on the ground.

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    You may notice in the gif above that Chris’ leg starts to rise as he laughs, possibly a precursor to his entire body undergoing a sort of lift off due to his joy. Chris then employs his upper body strength to force himself to obey the laws of gravity.

    2. To check on his physique.

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    As you may be aware, anon, it takes a lot of hard work to maintain a superhero body. Chris is concerned that in the time he has spent sitting down, sans working out or eating, he has lost muscle mass. Understandably, he feels the need to make sure that he is still a specimen.

    3. Object permanence.

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    Object permanence is a term applied to the understanding that an object still exists even when you cannot see it. Chris closes his eyes when he laughs, making him unable to see that he has not disappeared. By grabbing his left boob, Chris knows that he has not somehow ceased to exist.

    I hope this helps.

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older-and-far-away:

kirbomatic:

happy earth day friends

this is…the best possible use of this particular gif. 

older-and-far-away:

kirbomatic:

happy earth day friends

this is…the best possible use of this particular gif. 

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usatoday:

This 17-year-old violinist and aspiring physician was accepted to all eight Ivy League universities. Meet Kwasi Enin

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jimdoesntcarrey:

*skips 150 songs till i get the one i want* it must be destiny

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trust-me-im-satan:

when people start getting close to your friends

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songofages:

Heartbreaking Simpsons Moments 1/∞: Bart Gets an F

I never understood why it’s an F if he gets more than half out of 100? Unless it’s more than 100. If you get more than half the answers right how is it an F?

You must not be from America. Here, grading is fucked up.

Average American Grading Scale:
A+- 97-100
A - 94-96
A- - 90-93
B- 80-89
C- 70-79
D- 60-69
F- 59 and under

oh wow that is fucked up

why do they skip E in america

There’s an E in other grading scales?

And in some places in America it goes by a 7 point scale, so it’d be
A - 100-93
B - 92-85
C - 84-78
D - 77-70
F - 69 and below

Now you understand why American kid’s feel like there’s no point to school. If you have a 100 question text, and get 79 of them correct, that’s a C. That mean’s your Average Intelligence on this particular subject. And it get’s even worse when you have only like… a 10 question quiz. If you get two wrong? that’s a B. 80 fucking %. Now tell me again why American school’s are easier? 

No wait but whats the grading system in other countries?

UK Grading Scale

100-70: A

69-60: B

59-50: C

49-40: D

Below 40: F

ARE YOU FUCKING WITH ME?! THATS INSANE!!!!

next time you try to tell americans that we’re stupid

i’m gonna remind you

that our “average” is your “A”

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weareallmixedup:

i dont know if submitting is the right way to share this comment on a picture of Kimye+baby North on BET’s facebook page….but THIS is why i get mad when people say “mixed babies are the cutest!!!!”
It is not a compliment to be considered the more beautiful, i.e. “watered down”, version of one of your parents - if the other one is white, that is. it is not fulfilling to be told you are only worthwhile because thank god, your features were whitewashed. We do not exist as the “lucky ones”. We do not exist to be visually or sexually pleasing to you. Some comment like that will not make us like you white folks more. We will not turn our backs on our cousins and comrades just because you were so kind to take time out of your day to call mixed folks beautiful. Mixed fetishization is very thinly veiled colorism and racism, as this lovely white lady proves, without a bit of subtlety. I am disgusted.

weareallmixedup:

i dont know if submitting is the right way to share this comment on a picture of Kimye+baby North on BET’s facebook page….but THIS is why i get mad when people say “mixed babies are the cutest!!!!”

It is not a compliment to be considered the more beautiful, i.e. “watered down”, version of one of your parents - if the other one is white, that is. it is not fulfilling to be told you are only worthwhile because thank god, your features were whitewashed. We do not exist as the “lucky ones”. We do not exist to be visually or sexually pleasing to you. Some comment like that will not make us like you white folks more. We will not turn our backs on our cousins and comrades just because you were so kind to take time out of your day to call mixed folks beautiful. Mixed fetishization is very thinly veiled colorism and racism, as this lovely white lady proves, without a bit of subtlety. I am disgusted.

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